Anonymous said: Boy let me suck my dick

Lolol

sirl33te:

coochiewalliwallie:

I cried

man i felt this so hard

sirl33te:

coochiewalliwallie:

I cried

man i felt this so hard

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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

Just like my dad.

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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criou:

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